Tuesday, March 13, 2007

CHEATING
CHATTING

Pernah chatting??
Hareee geneee gak kenal chatting???
Lagi bete dikantor? Skripsi ngga kelar2? Butuh penyaluran??
Type swinger??
Heheheeeee……..ketahuan dah!!!
Sebagian besar dari kalian pasti pernah chat dengan nama samaran [gw juga…]
Buat yg chat dengan orientasi ke”sono” pasti milih nickname yg nyerempet2 ke”sono” juga. [you know lah]
Ada juga yg milih nama aneh2,
m3m3d3n 54w4H
c0w0_macH0_t3nan_Loh
rit4-lembu7

nah buat yg type2 terakhir itu, gampang banget digaet.
[caranya?] mulai aja percakapan dengan ..
“selembut apa sih??, ato
“LEMBU?? Jualan sapi Rit??

Jadi tips-nya, pelajarilah nickname temen chating anda
OK yukk belajar!!
Pemanasan dulu ya??!!
Coba ini :
Ira_imoet
“Hi Imuuuuut ;)”
[baguuuuusss…….coba yg laen]
Blacklist-girl
‘Haiii black…..'
[ gmn? Kena timpuk ngga? Coba lagi!!]
‘Temennya blackforest???
[lumayan..]
‘Daftar hitam??? Mau dooong *ngiler2'
[ cerdassss!!]
Ana27
‘ente27? Tua bangeett
[…%&^##@XX]
‘Sodaraan ama tersanjung 12 non?? *kedip-kedip
[kreatip!!]

tips selanjutnya, lihat statusnya dulu
- udah berapa lama dia online
- dia cowok apa cewek.
Nah ini yg penting, selain lihat dari nama, status juga musti diperhatiin.
Susahnya klo ketemu ama orang dari luar, udah jelas ID gw indriygcowo
paririan, eh si orang asing itu tetep aja maksa kenalan.
Ne cuplikannya
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:30:21 PM): what?
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:30:50 PM): asl pls
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:30:56 PM): u 1st
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:31:06 PM): 23 m Solomon
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:31:10 PM): n u?
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:31:48 PM): hehe....28 M semarang
[ gw jujur]
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:32:06 PM): nice to meet u
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:34:08 PM): solomon?? your name its akori??
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:34:14 PM): its like fm japanese
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:34:32 PM): really..u sure of that????
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:34:55 PM): hehe....akori, hatori
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:35:29 PM): wat do umean
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:35:52 PM): alot of people fuck me with all kinds of words...
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:36:00 PM): its like same isnt?
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:36:06 PM): wooow
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:36:23 PM): its yr real name?

ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:36:57 PM): yeah...
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:37:17 PM): ben....tell me about yr island
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:37:39 PM): more to tell u
bla..bla.. bla

ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:42:17 PM): wat about the ladies..plis
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:42:29 PM): :))
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:42:59 PM): ladies?? for what?? one night stand?
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:43:28 PM): well u know men's deisre..
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:43:31 PM): :D
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:45:04 PM): I'm just kidding..u seemed to be a very serious guy
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:45:33 PM): im laughing....<- so im not serious guy

nah ini bagian serunya
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:46:30 PM): u laugh so sexy ...
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:46:36 PM): ha..ha..ha/..

dan mulailah “itu”
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:47:34 PM): u wanna take me there for a ride
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:47:47 PM): sorry I'ver never been to bali before
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:47:49 PM): sorry
indriygcowo (3/5/2007 2:47:51 PM): no....im straight
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:49:24 PM): u straight to pluto...?
ben_akori07 (3/5/2007 2:49:28 PM): crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan gw dapet no HPnya 081395061914
silahkan ditelpon.

Heheeeee……..

11 comments:

sesy said...

ha ha ha ha telpon aja mas!!!!!!!!!!!
saiki nek update teriak2 tho?

T A T A R I said...

kayaknya lebih seru cheating deh..
hihihihi

angin-berbisik said...

hueheueheue, seru nih

senja said...

hareeeeee geeeneeee chatting kok pake acara ngerayu segala...

Dewie said...

Ngerayu Senja ajha yuuuux! :p

mutiara nauli pohan said...

klo secretbynature ??

indri said...

Sesy : udah gw telp....hehe dia lg dibandung
Tari : hihiii...pengalaman pribadi nih kayaknya
Tia : ihh najisss trililiiii....
Senja : itulah Nja, mau dirayuuu?? ;)
Dewie : yuuuk mba....
Uli : id kamu yak??? [ck..ck...bunglon kalee]

pyuriko said...

Hati2 mas In...

Happy bez day yaaa...

maya said...

aku suka bagian mempelajari nickname temen chatting itu deh ndri..hihihi

Indra said...

eh .. ada aapa ada apa neeh ?? .. dah lama gak mampir bro

pepeng said...

wakakakkakak..ada2 aja..wakakakka lagii...hehhee